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The dankest marijuana on the east coast. First strain known to be established in Northern New Jersey, USA. This bud also lives up to its name, smoking this strain will cause you to vison yourself and friends, who are also smoking, to turn a greenish tint with spots all over. Smoking large amounts will cause an Insane euphoric feeling with an incredible head high, as well as a smooth body high.

Mr.Green Himself- Here you go man, stay up.
You- What kind of weed is this bro?
Mr.Green Himself- Haha, its call MrGreen. Enjoy Peace
You after smoking- HOLY SHIT
MrGreen by Mr.Green Enthusiast October 26, 2008
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A youtuber that gives a Free iphone 8 to his subscribers in every video
Hey Its mrgreen a youtuber
MrGreen by Mouze October 15, 2018

mr green 

a fat gammon that loves his little piggy dog and loves kids
"mr green is a fat gammon piggy lover"
mr green by pete p[d0- November 14, 2019

Mr.green 

Mr.green a weird ass bus driver looks a man and looks like a guy on vagra and a perv and likes to masturbate on our bus ask like a airplane Captain and all in all out shit head.
Mr.green makes us get out one by one
Mr.green by Ayyy123356 August 22, 2019

Chicken McGreen 

The benevolent and ever controversial god of Chaos designed to bring about confusion during times of injustice. Channeling Chicken McGreen will bring about much pain and isolation. in the end though, it is worth while because the primary mission of Chicken McGreen is to realign the planets and bring harmony to the Omniplex.
Dude 1: Dude you see that chick in the green over there?
Dude 2: Haha did you say Chicken McGreen?
Dude 1: Uhhh right yea...heh..heh...heh

And so it began.
Chicken McGreen by Dahn April 14, 2008

Mr.Green 

Oh our dearest Mr. Green, where do we begin? There are so many great things about you, that we can’t even name them all. We appreciate all the tough love, and life lessons you gave us. You’re super funny and one of the best teachers we have ever had. We’re going to miss you next school year. You are our all time favorite teacher, and nobody can ever replace you. Thank you Mr. Green. You made our eighth grade year the best school year of our lives.
Mr.Green is awsome

We love Mr.Green
Mr.Green by Danriverrules01 May 8, 2019

Mr.Green Christmas 

A person who always wants christmas to be greener and more summer-like. Cette person is ussually grumpy or angry. They don't like the cold or snow. The opposite of Mr.White Christmas. Also seen in the Miser Brothers Chritmas.
Happy Fellow: Hey, you wanna come play in the snow?

Grumps: no! I hate the snow.

Happy Fellow: Suit yourself, Mr.Green Christmas.
Mr.Green Christmas by Mr.Shiny December 23, 2008