A person of dubious character, but is still a good freind. They're usually intrested in the less savory things society has to offer but are reliable enough to trust with your lunch money
A Man that has the blood of the American Eagle in his veins. Mating call is YeeYee. Sleeps with a pillow under his gun. He's choked out over 100 men using only a single pair 16. He already has more shit done in the day before you roll over and fart. When he quits a job they have to hire 6 people to take his place. Takes advantage of everyday to Yeet and Skeet. Roundhouse kick deaths have went up 8,000% since his Birth in 1992.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"