An extremely obese maths teacher with the world largest fat hairy nippons that uncontrollably produce excessive amounts of full fat milk in order to release stress in the upper section of the man-boob and also this milk would somehow defy gravity and tend to splash against his top lip and create a small ripple for all of the class to look at and laugh. He also has an inhuman addiction to using the term 'top set year 10' constantly which in Chinese translates to 'fat over-weight left bollock that sits in a beat-up chair with several board pens inserted into his arse hole in one go while he also sits there pouring a cold pot-noodle into his fat soggy mangina that further leaks of yogurt juice'. Hes also fat...
Mr Richards:Have all of you fags got your equipment?
Student:No you fucking cuntbag ive lost my ruler.
Mr Richards:What a fucking shame you fat cunt, 'your top set year 10'
Student:Fuck
The most depressing teacher in st Greg’s. The motherfucker looks like a melted barbie and he has teeth that look like potato wedges. He’ll start every sentence/ command with “do” and then give your class an after school detention for talking at 1 db to loud. This fat fuck has no life and needs to see a therapist before the year 7 take his soul
Person 1: did you have science today Person2: that fat fuck mr Richardson gave me a detention
The worst principal ever. This guy can’t use his brain for his life. He is a divorced man who lost full custody of his kids. He would be a really good dude if he took peoples opinions more into consideration but he is just a sour and mean man.
Student 1: Our principal is a real jerk, if only he would listen a little more to us.
Student 2: What can you do man, it’s Mr.Richard
Mr Richmond is literally the best orchestra teacher. When ever you go walk to your class, the first thing you see at the door is him standing there to greet you with a smile. He is the most supportive person you will ever meet. When ever you are sad, he will comfort you and make sure you feel safe. If you don’t have a Mr Richmond in you life, your life will be miserable.