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Mr Penis 

Is a fabled cartoon character that dresses similar to “Super Man,” and makes his way through many action adventures. He enemy is the evil Doctor Procto who resides in his layer; the dreaded “Cheeks-of-Pain.”
"Don't worry.......MR Penis will save us!!"
Mr Penis by Weenywaver September 5, 2006
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mr big penis 

a guy in a shit roadman car that's been modified to make more noises than godzillas asshole when letting one rip; as an obvious compensation for his lack of endowment.
"Damn there goes mr big penis in his super cool Ford Fiesta on his way to jobcentre"
mr big penis by SRTDeity May 5, 2021

mr. penis lips 

One who's upper and lower lips look like two giant penises opposite of one another. .
His lips were so swollen from eating the hot peppers that he was referred to as Mr. Penis Lips for the rest of the evening. (Penis Lips: To have a swollen lower and upper lip.)
mr. penis lips by Bitchy Boo June 4, 2016

mr.penispenis 

wen u put a top hat on ur dick and shout hello three times
hello hello hello mr.penispenis
mr.penispenis by jaysee mamma January 13, 2008

Mr.PenisNose 

They call me Mr.PenisNose for a reason now bend over
for seckings girls and they call you Mr.PenisNose
Mr.PenisNose by henlo nibor man September 12, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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