Mr Haaf

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A heavenly geography teacher who i need to impregnate and looks like the living re-incarnation of a bear and lets us watch CNN 10

Me: Mr Haaf is looking extra breedable today..
Friend: That’s a 22 year old married man.
Me: and?

Mr Haaf by Utter_Lozer September 26, 2024

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Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is a really cool guy, he’s like the living re-incarnation of bear, he makes geography actually fun. He also lets us watch CNN 10 which is awesome.

Me: I wanna impregnate Mr Haaf
My friend: That’s a grown, married man.
Me: And?

Mr Haaf by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024

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Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is an all seeing god, merciful upon us. We pray to him, and respect him, he is forever giving. Mr Haaf is an amazing, beautiful god, and you should join Haafism. Join it. JOIN US. NOW.

Me: OH MY GOD ITS MR HAAF! *Kneels down to pray*
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!

Mr Haaf by Utter_Lozer November 9, 2024

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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