"oh man, did you hear about skipper? she locked herself in her room with all her diana ross lp's and she won't come out! she's gonna be such a motard... her francopomposity both astonishes and disgusts me"
by DOG MUSTARD April 14, 2004
by [mf]Motard May 25, 2003
an abomination of automotive design/execution.
headlights mounted into engine bay with holes in bonnet
standard wheel-gap of 6 inches
headlights mounted into engine bay with holes in bonnet
standard wheel-gap of 6 inches
2007/2008 MINI Cooper, Cooper S, Cabrio -- the R56
your R56 is a motard
you drive an R56, you are a motard
your R56 is a motard
you drive an R56, you are a motard
by R50 Driver March 10, 2008
A contraction of emo and retard, ie. somebody who listens to indie music and looks ridiculous with very carefully messed up hair and black pants that are way too tight.
by icon clabber man July 25, 2005
Screwing your bests friends sister in their house instead of yours and getting caught. You have to be a total motard to not see that coming.
by princess gillette May 24, 2010
"Lance is a nice guy, but he's a motard."
by The Master of Don Knotts November 17, 2009
Someone in the military who is so gung-ho they are said to motivated to the point of mental retardation.
"Did you just see that guy run into Osama Bin Laden's cave and take out every terrorist in there? He's one brave, motarded, sunofabitch!"
by DJ Stevie Steve March 8, 2005