Oh man, i was stressing out about that test, but i got to class and its multiple choice, and everything was moses.
by Sean January 3, 2004
Giving somebody a moses is when you hit somebody with a sheet of paper in the testicles and their balls part each side.
by Kersmith February 28, 2006
by JorJorBinks14 May 15, 2020
(to do the) Moses means:
1) To lead a people through the red sea by parting it with your own bare hands.
2) To lead part of your person into a young lady currently in her time of the month, thus parting her red sea.
1) To lead a people through the red sea by parting it with your own bare hands.
2) To lead part of your person into a young lady currently in her time of the month, thus parting her red sea.
by sexy_neuron March 22, 2009
Guy 1: "I have to tell you something..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I'm a Moses"
Guy 2: "Oh shit! Hide all the French males "
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I'm a Moses"
Guy 2: "Oh shit! Hide all the French males "
by scragglymanchild April 21, 2017
An amazing friend. You can talk to her about anything and know it won't get repeated. Loves taking headless pictures on basketball buses.
by RayRay04 March 5, 2009