When the immune system attacks a little child because the person it inhabits has no life and a small friends list. The infected are generally small children who play Halo 3 and insist on talking into the mic which causes an all around deafness of whoever is in the game. This causes many of the other kids with the disease to yell their high pitch battle cry and forcing many grown adults to cry as their ears bleed.

Symptoms include: being a little kid, having no friends, having a voice that pierces the ear drums, being gay.

Possible cures: dropping a pair, make a fiend, get a girlfriend.
(Side effects: becoming a man, getting laid)
that kid has moscow disease.
by futuramaking12 January 1, 2008
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Booking a hotel suite with a huge bed and then hiring Russian prostitutes to pee on your face.
Although quite messy, the urine in a Moscow sprinkler is actually sterile!
by BreathyBooger January 12, 2017
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Description of severe consequences for repeating gossip.
"I'll tell you the scoop but this can't ever get out. You know, Moscow Rules: You talk, you die." - Miss Simmons
by stauffenator October 29, 2009
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When the genital region is clean shaven, but the asshole is hairy
Did you see that stripper's moscow mullet? She needs to consider a full body wax next time.
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The number of sats (satoshi, 1/100.000.000 of a bitcoin) it costs to buy 1 dollar, which will sooner or later reach <1.
- What's the current Moscow Time?
- 1783
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Erect nipples due to extreme cold in any given office environment. Usually the fault of busted air-con.
"Turn that air-con down before I catch Moscow Nipple."
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Closure In Moscow is an Australian progressive rock band from Melbourne, Victoria, formed in 2006. The band comprises lead vocalist Chris De Cinque, drummer Beau McKee, guitarist and vocalist Mansur Zennelli, bassist Brad Kimber and guitarist Michael Barrett.

Only 18 months after first forming, Closure in Moscow signed to Taperjean Records and released their debut EP (self-proclaimed 'albumette') in 2008, titled The Penance and the Patience. They have established a name for themselves with an array of shows in their home country alongside international acts such as Saosin, Coheed and Cambria, Aiden, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, A Static Lullaby, Street Drum Corps and Unwritten Law. The band's debut studio album, First Temple, was released in May 2009.

my opinions on them: seen them live twice. there amazing. there are pretty unknown in the states. you should definitely check them out. support them when they come to your area. They tend to play with bands more hardcore them themselves, but they don't disappoint. There shows are very high energy and your gaurenteed a good time. They do something crazy at each of there shows, or at least the ones ive seen. ex. coming dressed out with lady gaga makeup and an olive leave halo type thing.

There playing warped tour 2010. be sure to see them, even though there probably better to see in small venues. Seriously check them out, there that one band that never gets enough attention. Once I heard Kissing Cousins i was hooked. You'll be too.
guy one: dude did you go to the One More Brick Tour with Fact, Closure In Moscow, A Skylit Drive & Senses Fail

guy two: yea! dude closure in moscow was sooo sick. Brian from ASLD got up and screamed the last part of Sweet#Hart.

guy one: holy sh!t thats epic.
by thatchickfromthatconcert. January 1, 2010
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