Morning Period

A fake girlfriend/boyfriend someone gets after a big break up, the fake girlfriend/boyfriend is usually used for selfish reasons like sex. the fake girlfriend/boyfriend is discarded as soon as the person finds someone they actually like

Nano: Ed heard you got a new girlfriend, so you got rid of the morning period.
Ed: yup

Carl: hey guys so i got rid of the morning period

by BuJebus April 1, 2011

mourning period

Following a break up, the mourning period is a phase of time where neither party is sexually active with another person. They also may not go on dates with other people. This allows time for both parties to reflect and recuperate upon their breakup. Normally this period of time is three weeks.

Boy 1: She showed no respect for the mourning period, she was fucking another guy before the week was out.
Boy 2: What a slut

by howmayiserve June 29, 2016