Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

Mop Kiss

Sticking one's tongue in another persons mouth and moving it around in an intense circular motion, while making wet and sloppy sounds.

He gave me a mop kiss and I liked it

by sdjcni December 10, 2019

Clean Mop is a person who can take care everything right away with no mistake at all. Often pointed on the ability of a person in business.

I'll be away for a month and you are my clean mop now.

by Foliage Verbz May 13, 2015

When you get a mop stick shoved up your ass

In 13 reasons why season 2 tyler got mop sticked to the point of blood

by Andy froehlich May 24, 2018

longboard slang for a bandana or piece of cloth used to wipe away boogers.

if you grab your snot mop when you shoulda grabbed your sweat rag, you're gonna have a bad time.

by andyjosephyo July 23, 2011

by Sirahn May 26, 2023

Her: His Muff Mop kept scratching my clit last night

by Sirahn May 26, 2023