moosewrestler

when you chase a moose during hunting season and you take it down by wrestling it and choking it to death instead of shooting it, this is the manliest man teat you can do.

i heard you and your brother are moosewrestlers? -yea i guess you can say so

moosewrestler by SomeoneVeryTall October 3, 2017

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moosewrestler

A real Nörrlands Pöjk thats wrestling mooses for shit´s and giggles while downing a norrlands guld

-where are you from
-norrlands, sweden
-Ahh, so you´re a fucking moosewrestler
-Fan ta dig

moosewrestler by SovietRocket1963 November 17, 2017

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MooseWrestler

A Nörrlands Pöjk who thinks he is cool Bc he wrestled a moose once while chugging a Nörrlands Guld

Bob: Stop being such a MooseWrestler
Egon: But I am so cool for...
Bob: Shut up

MooseWrestler by SovietRocket1963 January 3, 2018

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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