Siberian moose knuckle

the act of sticking your middle finger knuckle into the anus while jamming it around and looking for gold

Yo dude, i just got the craziest Siberian moose knuckle ever

by Jonathan toews 19 April 14, 2025

i smell a moose

A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)

(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"

by ILoveYouMeghan-WBM February 19, 2015

Moose Deuce

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.

George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.

by Shit knife December 17, 2018

Pook Moose

The tiny hanger bumps that show up on a shirt that was hung up too long.

I can’t wear this shirt; it has pook mooses.

by Cae1616 May 27, 2021

ya moose

Apple in Spanish

I want a ya moose

by Boi!! March 06, 2018

Doing a Moose

When you chime in a conversation with something of no relevance.

Guy 1 - dude last night was awesome!
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!

Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..

by Kberg_King February 01, 2019

moose apple

Manjina. The male Equivalent of a Moose Knuckle.

Used in the movie Thankskilling 3.

"Donnie thats a nice moose apple you have there."

by Donnie Mooseapple February 01, 2014