Just another way of saying i dont care, similar to i dont give 2 shits!

Note - "Shit" must be said with much more emphasis than other words

Invented by tourrets guy (youtube)

Guy1 "who drank my Mountain Dew!?!"
Guy2 "I dont give a dead moose's last SHITT!

Dead moose's last shit by Tadman October 15, 2012

Who's the Moose?

When railing a cum dumpster from behind while an accomplice romantically fucks her mouth, begin rhythmically chanting "WHO'S THE MOOSE?!" while butting heads repeatedly above aforementioned skank until a member is unable to continue. The winner is deemed the Nemeth or King Moose.

After a heavy night of drinking Jon and Kyle engaged in ploughing a troll. Then commenced the game of WHO'S THE MOOSE?! After several concussive blasts Jon woozily staggered into a wall and collapsed. Kyle was then crowned Nemeth, the King Moose.

Who's the Moose? by J.K. Monjora August 9, 2010

it's all about the moose

"It's all about the moose" basically means that it's all about the logo/ brand and NOTHING else. The moose is the logo for Abercrombie. If it weren't for the moose, no one would give a shit. The moose is all that counts.

Girl #1: Hey did you get anything when you went shopping yesterday?

Girl #2: Yeah man, this shirt..

Girl #1: Oh..

Girl #2: Do you think it's ugly or something?

Girl #1: No offense... I don't like it at all.

..............

WAIT! is that a MOOSE i see?

Girl #2: Yeah dude, it's from Abercrombie.

Girl #1: OMG! I love your shirt! It's SO pretty!

Girl #2: Lol, it's ALL about the moose!

it's all about the moose by runchi December 9, 2008

Moose Stuff

Things done with or by a Moose.

Guy:"What's moose stuff?"

Moose:"Whatever you want it to be; I can have sex with you or I can just stand over there and drink from that lake, and everything in between...

Guy:"Get in..."

Moose Stuff by Mooselvr January 11, 2008

moose soup

When a lady wants to have sexual relations with another person she will say "Come down later for moose soup". The term was first coined by a lady in Alaska watching a boat race. Now it is prevalent throughout the interewebs.

"Come down later for moose soup" "You guys come down later, I have moose soups and everything"

moose soup by DiamondTrey July 31, 2017

Moose Stamp

Verb: The act of slapping someone with the labia, leaving a moose-hoof shaped mark.

Noun: The mark left from being 'Moose Stamped'.

Similar to the Mushroom Stamp, but performed by a woman.

The cashier tried to give Julie change for a $10 but she moose stamped him and got change for a $20 instead.

Moose Stamp by DJ Clancy F October 15, 2010

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026