Moose's Ass

an excessive amount of pubic hair on a female, over-abundant amounts, copious amounts, prolific amounts, too much to be healthy

Her Moose's ass was as damp as a bog

by E.S.W. December 13, 2006

Dead moose's last shit

Just another way of saying i dont care, similar to i dont give 2 shits!

Note - "Shit" must be said with much more emphasis than other words

Invented by tourrets guy (youtube)

Guy1 "who drank my Mountain Dew!?!"
Guy2 "I dont give a dead moose's last SHITT!

by Tadman October 15, 2012

Who's the Moose?

When railing a cum dumpster from behind while an accomplice romantically fucks her mouth, begin rhythmically chanting "WHO'S THE MOOSE?!" while butting heads repeatedly above aforementioned skank until a member is unable to continue. The winner is deemed the Nemeth or King Moose.

After a heavy night of drinking Jon and Kyle engaged in ploughing a troll. Then commenced the game of WHO'S THE MOOSE?! After several concussive blasts Jon woozily staggered into a wall and collapsed. Kyle was then crowned Nemeth, the King Moose.

by J.K. Monjora August 9, 2010

it's all about the moose

"It's all about the moose" basically means that it's all about the logo/ brand and NOTHING else. The moose is the logo for Abercrombie. If it weren't for the moose, no one would give a shit. The moose is all that counts.

Girl #1: Hey did you get anything when you went shopping yesterday?

Girl #2: Yeah man, this shirt..

Girl #1: Oh..

Girl #2: Do you think it's ugly or something?

Girl #1: No offense... I don't like it at all.

..............

WAIT! is that a MOOSE i see?

Girl #2: Yeah dude, it's from Abercrombie.

Girl #1: OMG! I love your shirt! It's SO pretty!

Girl #2: Lol, it's ALL about the moose!

by runchi December 9, 2008

Moose Stuff

Things done with or by a Moose.

Guy:"What's moose stuff?"

Moose:"Whatever you want it to be; I can have sex with you or I can just stand over there and drink from that lake, and everything in between...

Guy:"Get in..."

by Mooselvr January 11, 2008

moose soup

When a lady wants to have sexual relations with another person she will say "Come down later for moose soup". The term was first coined by a lady in Alaska watching a boat race. Now it is prevalent throughout the interewebs.

"Come down later for moose soup" "You guys come down later, I have moose soups and everything"

by DiamondTrey July 31, 2017

Moose Stamp

Verb: The act of slapping someone with the labia, leaving a moose-hoof shaped mark.

Noun: The mark left from being 'Moose Stamped'.

Similar to the Mushroom Stamp, but performed by a woman.

The cashier tried to give Julie change for a $10 but she moose stamped him and got change for a $20 instead.

by DJ Clancy F October 15, 2010