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Moorside high school 

Moorside high school is shit year 7s act like fucking road men year 8 girls wanna cut them selves year9 and 10 all smoke weed and piss off the teachers year 11 act like big men and terror everyone and the teachers like to touch the kids
Wanna go moorside high school nah probably kill myself with a plastic chippy knife before I go there
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Moorside High School 

A petty excuse for a school where half of the teachers are on the sex offenders list and all of the year 7s have the mental capacity of a down syndrome cabbage. Year 9 and 10 is full of weed addicts and Skets and year 11 act like they’re some sort of cult. Moorside gayschool are involved in a bloody civil war with the co-op retards (co-op academy) where the amount of corpses are enough to feed the starving children in Kenya. Mr Ogden probably got sacked for touching the year 8s and mr Bartley or whatever he’s called looks like Homer Simpson
Chav: “I go to moorside high school

Normal person: “ fuckin speng

moorside high school 

lots of chavs and girls who cant do makeup. we hate co-op academy kids. admit it, its still swinton high. passed a year 11 today and he smelt likeweed. not surprised. am i the only one who doesn't like pasta king at all? why are the pizzas square? the pizzas are bomb though. the brownies taste like flour. the white chocolate cookies are the SHIT. THEY ARE SO GOD-DAMN GOOD. i always wanna get a waffle in the morning but the lines are HORRIFIC. you wont get my identity btw. i hope this goes viral.
co-op kid: moorside high school is full of nonces
everyone at moorside (including teachers): we know
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026