Supplement to the honeymoon and baby shower. Mandatory vacation for both parents before the live birth of a child. Maybe a weekend, maybe a week. Requires the male end of conception to pay for all expenses out of his pocket. Travel, lodging, preferably at a seaside hotel, and gifts (to the mother to be, not the baby,) are an absolute necessity. Eases away the stress and woe of pregnancy.

Preggers Newlywed: I've just found out. A week after the honeymoon, I'm 4 weeks prganant! Can you believe? Time to plan a baby moon!

baby moon by dustruffle July 26, 2008

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honey baby moon

When you get married while pregnant so your honeymoon and baby moon are the same trip.

As the bride was six months pregnant, the vacation after the wedding was really a honey baby moon.

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Baby Moon Pie Shit

You know that feeling you get laying down in the sand and the sand is covering you like a gay ass Blanket

Bro that’s feels like Baby Moon Pie Shit

Baby Moon Pie Shit by BreezyRang February 14, 2018

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Baby Blue Moon Jersey

I term of phase meaning awsomeness or greatness to one individual (but can only be used by someone by the african american race)

Carl-Hey is james pretty cool?
Deandrea- man... James is straight Baby blue moon jersey dog!!!!

Baby Blue Moon Jersey by mr.stinson August 22, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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