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Monsters Of The Midway 

A poorly given nickname to a bad NFL franchise the Chicago Bears whose claim to fame is 1 Superbowl Title. The name Monster refers to the disgusting uniforms and/or shitty stadium in which they play. It also refers to the NFL follies style of football the team plays. Only idiotic delusional hardcore Chicago super fans call this team by this name.
Luis, "are the Monsters of the Midway playing today"
Adam, "The monsters of what?"
Luis, "You know the Bears"
Adam, "Oh, The Bad News Bears, yes they are losing today."
Monsters Of The Midway by adanerr February 23, 2011
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Monsters of the midway 

A nickname for Da bears

originally used as a nickname for the Chicago university but when they stopped playing football at the university the same name was adopted by the Chicago bears
Hey do the monsters of the midway play today?
Monsters of the midway by Bay1195 January 24, 2022

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026