" My monster Cock sucks... I cant even wear my favorite jeans anymore without looking like i have a long tumor on my leg.
by Knoledge MasterWoman August 26, 2004
Trott: hey smith come with me to see Ross he's got some monster cock over at his apartment.
Smith: sure i haven't had my tea yet.
Smith: sure i haven't had my tea yet.
by Hulks_Raging_Boner August 03, 2015
A penis that measures anywhere from a foot long to over two feet in some cases. Must have a concealed carry permit in case it goes off in a crowded public place. Mostly owned by low income blacks, or blacks of any social class, but sometimes a white guy at an office will have one and consider himself the biggest prick in the building, and usually it's true in more ways than one, a high suicide rate is common in an office like this.
Somebody said Bob really does have a monster cock after he stood at the next urinal. I always thought he was just like all the other guys, bragging, now I really am gonna take that pill cocktail I've been saving.
by Solid Mantis August 09, 2016
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by stevenbleven May 15, 2003
An extremely huge penis.
With her captive tied naked to her bed the evil Wicked Wanda gazed down on Agent Long with an evil smirk, as she fondled and squeezed his incredible monster cock.
by barefeet98 December 19, 2008