Monster Closet

Monster Closet: origin: Noun. Wolfenstein 3-D. but has also been found in later games such as Doom, Doom II, and the recent Doom III. Monster Closets are defined as being small chambers that monsters lurk in awaiting a victim to approach a certain vicinity or acquire a triggered object. Upon tripping said trigger, the wall (closest to the victim) of the Monster Closet is suddenly opened effectively causing the victim to wet his/her pants in terror and spray gunfire wildly in an attempt to erradicate said monster.

Person 1: "I totally hate the new Doom III game."

Person 2: "Why's that?"

Person 1: "Because it's full of monster closets that constantly make me have to change my underwear."

Monster Closet by [q3w]The Soup Nazi September 10, 2005

Cleveland Closet Monster 

When you take/place a turd in a closet with the intention of someone else finding it.

David did you leave me a Cleveland Closet Monster again?!!!

Cleveland Closet Monster by Amsygirl January 11, 2010

Closet monster 

Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet

Greg calls woman hoes and bitches and refers to gays as faggots

Greg is a closet monster

Closet monster by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021

closet monster 

a person of homosexual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. They spend a long time "in the closet" thus making them a closet monster.

guy 1: "man did you hear? Lance Bass finally admitted he was gay"

guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."

closet monster by Ryan July 27, 2006

Mantua Closet Monster 

when in a drunken stupor, you piss/shit in the closet.

"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"

Mantua Closet Monster by lil ralphie February 4, 2010

Closet Monster 

This is where you hide alot of your friends in a room where you know you will have sex, normally done at a party or gala event.

You take a girl (or rarely, a boy) whom you have no respect for into the room and commence having sex with her/him.

Right at the moment of climax, you give the prearranged signal and all of your friends emmerge laughing to scare and severly embarrass the victim

Dude, did you hear about Ellen?

No what happened?

At that party last weekend Cole Closet Monstered her! Matt, Jordan, and Evan were all hiding in the room

Closet Monster by SwissCanadian March 31, 2009

closet monster 

A person who acts goody goody in public but then when alone with a person of the opposite sex they.......LOVE THE COCK!!!!

Man, Jasmine is a massive closet monster!

closet monster by Pimpin November 20, 2004