Golden Showers don't do it for me anymore
How about a "Golden Monsoon" then?
........OK!
Great! I'll go get the guys
How about a "Golden Monsoon" then?
........OK!
Great! I'll go get the guys
by Jutster May 14, 2011
The act of breaking up with your now insignificant other. First make sure you have a fan, a ceiling fan will not get the desire effect- a box fan is preferred. While the person is sleeping turn the box fan in their their direction, preferably towards their face. Then begin to urinate into the fan. The urine will resemble a yellow-golden monsoon. Grab your shit and get out and stay out, do not pass go, and do not return a phone call. Congratulation you have now given someone a golden monsoon.
My now ex girlfriend Cinnamon (her stage name) was given a golden monsoon when we broke up after I found out she slept with my Aunt Tammy.
by CUL-DIS-SAC July 23, 2016
A condition where a person has a sexual preference for another who is from (or whose ancestry can be traced back to) the Indian Subcontient. This term typically applies to white men who date (or want to date) Indian (or Pakistani, Bangladeshi, or Sri Lankan) women.
See Related: Yellow Fever and Jungle Fever.
See Related: Yellow Fever and Jungle Fever.
by TVManiac89 August 02, 2004
by VisexXxEvans April 19, 2010
A mongolian monsoon happens when you are having anal sex, and penetrating at a very high rate, so air gets trapped in the colon. You then flip her/him around, cum in the eye (causing the person to squint like an asian), and punch'em in the stomach, causing the person release a monsoon out of their ass.
by marky's mark November 29, 2007
When one has anal sex with a female, and she passes gas while the penis is in her anal cavity. In some cases this is painful.
Hey man, are you O.K.? You seem to be walking funny today.
Sorry, I'm just a little sore. Shantell gave me the good ol' Indian Monsoon last night.
Anal Cavity
Sorry, I'm just a little sore. Shantell gave me the good ol' Indian Monsoon last night.
Anal Cavity
by G-DIDDI January 24, 2012
1. When a guy hooks up with several girls in quick succession.
2. When girls seems to flock to one guy in particular at a social event.
2. When girls seems to flock to one guy in particular at a social event.
Chris: I went out to a party last night, and there were girls all over me!
Pat: No way!
Chris: Yeah man! It was a monsoon of poon!
Pat: No way!
Chris: Yeah man! It was a monsoon of poon!
by blaker_oats February 24, 2011
