monkey spanking 

masturbating

I was lying there spanking my monkey while I watched a porn video

monkey spanking by AntUK January 23, 2003

monkey spanking a wheel 

The definition founded in boston mass, in 2008 when one spanks or slaps if you will his penis against a vagina upon penetration of a female.

" I wasnt fully stiff so i spanked the wheel with the monkey"

"Monkey spanking a wheel is always kinky"

monkey spanking a wheel by Adam Rem April 7, 2008

Eastern Monkey Spanking 

The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.

Jenna: Daddy Eastern Monkey Spank me!
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you

Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking

Eastern Monkey Spanking by Meditation Papi March 14, 2019

spanking the monkey 

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"

spanking the monkey by bhrome April 6, 2004

spanking the monkey 

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

spanking the monkey by David October 27, 2003

spanking the monkey 

masturbating

"I wanna spank the monkey"

spanking the monkey by C-dawgg January 19, 2003

spanking your monkey

jacking off

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn

spanking your monkey by kitty February 24, 2004