monkey poo

The little stubby bit of banana flesh which pulls out / breaks off of one end of the banana; it’s harder than normal, and often has a small thread dangling from it.

The use of the term "monkey poo" has resulted in many a child wasting a substantial amount of the banana for fear of eating the "icky" part.

"Don't eat that part of the banana, that's the monkey poo"

monkey poo by LarrySanders February 6, 2009

monkey poo

A phrase when mouthed to some one (your girl) looks like you are saying "i love you". When you finally get busted and she accuses you of lying, you can honestly say you didnt.

When you mouth (and make sure you dont utter a sound while you do this) this to your girl it appears as if you are telling her, "I love you."

"monkey poo" mouthed

monkey poo by David Sinfield September 23, 2007

monkey poo

A delicious snack often served at parties as a side for the wonderful chinese dish, poo poo platter.

pork rinds taste like monkey poo.

monkey poo by king arthorith June 18, 2008

monkey poo

ABSOLUTE BULLSHITSOMEONES LYINGGGG

"i HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!" tom says
"THATS MONKEY POO!"

monkey poo by ITS JUST MONKEY POO November 26, 2017

Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)

Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?

Monkey poo by the one and only jerusaphelt April 24, 2022

Monkey Poo Poo

An annoying little monkey who smells like shit and diarrheas everywhere. No one likes him :(

Pop : Omg is that Monkey Poo Poo?
Ket : Ew, he's really annoying.

Monkey Poo Poo by massive_diarrhea July 15, 2018

monkey poo poo head 

fearnys desighn

mpph grey
mpph clowning around

monkey poo poo head by fearny November 14, 2003