monkey tree 

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

monkey tree by Samuek August 18, 2008

Monkey Tree 

Monkey Tree is a 30 year old tree located at a corner of the infamous 2 Winch Street property. Monkey Tree is one of the brother trees, the other being Leaf Tree. Monkey loses his leaves in the winter time, but is stunning year round, though notably smells like diapers in the early spring. Monkey is thought to be the more playful of the two Brothers, while Leaf is more studious and mature. Monkey was named by a young Tanner Mullaly. The charming tree has thrown a few people from his limbs, including his best friend Isabella O'Connell.

"What tree was it?" "Monkey Tree, obviously. The tall one."

Monkey Tree by LBzombie November 7, 2011

Monkey Puzzle Tree 

A tree which originates from Chile. Brought to the UK for the sole purpose of confusing American tourists who know little about trees and the UK in general. Looks different and therefore attracts conversation. Many UK citizens are well informed about its origins but due to its unusual name, US citizens often believe them to be untruthful in its namesake.

US tourist: Hey what tree is that?

UK Citizen: Why thats the Monkey Puzzle Tree!

US tourist: No way, your totally making that up.

UK Citizen: Of course not and I can even prove it on the internet.

Monkey Puzzle Tree by treegeek2606 June 29, 2009

Howling Tree Monkey

Required items:
Male
Female
Table

The table must be the exact same height as the point where the female bends. It must be short enough for the female to be able to hold on to the far end of the table. The female must lean over the table and take a firm grasp. The male then inserts his penis into the vagina of the female from the rear. During intercourse, the male must grab ahold of the female's shoulders with both hands. Without relinquishing penetration, the male must carefully raise his legs from the floor to a position where both feet are on the table, straddling the female. This position gives a very animal-like feel which heightens pleasure to unimaginable level.

"I heard that Chris pulled the Howling Tree Monkey on Megan last night."

Howling Tree Monkey by Chris Acosta and Megan Smith March 28, 2005

Tree monkey 

Woman of questionable looks....Including but not constrained to any of the following facial/body issues; hair in facial regions more commonly known to the male gender, longer then average wingspan, hair on small of back etc

Damn dude you didnt go home w/ that hairy ass tree monkey last night did you?

Tree monkey by Dj Frydae May 28, 2006

African Tree Monkey

When you tape a girl to a tree and you do her doggystyle and you stick a popsicle in her ass.

I african tree monkeyed my girlefriend in the jungle

African Tree Monkey by Adam Rumley May 4, 2006

Monkey Puzzle Tree 

While some people think this is a real name for a tree, the experts based in Texas, who are currently studying this type of "tree" in England, know better. In fact Monkey Puzzle Trees are simply a name that come off the top of someones head when trying to appear a know it all in front of a large group of people.

-What tree is that over there?

-oh well its a Monkey Puzzle Tree, you know like the game, thats what it is named after of course.

Monkey Puzzle Tree by carrollexchangetreelover June 28, 2009