While having sex doggy style, pull out, then smack the receiving person on the ass with your foot without removing your hands from their waist. Re-insert and continue.
The name is derived from a monkey's foot.
The name is derived from a monkey's foot.
by Ninja Monkey Boy February 20, 2009
Slapping a person in the face with a come soaked hand. Great for S&M situations, humilitation, etc.
Not great for "trying new things" with your squeemish partner.
Not great for "trying new things" with your squeemish partner.
After calling him a bad boy and insulting him for his less than manly attributes, the mistress gave the slave a pity hand job and quickly finished with a nice monkey slap to keep that self esteem in check.
by sickpuppy37 December 19, 2010
When a girl is hungover, and she takes a nap. So while she's sleeping, you mushroom stamp her. Causing her to wake up, so the headache is just that much worse.
"Wow I'm so hungover. I'm gonna take a nap."
"ZZZzzzzzz"
ziiip
"slaaaap!!"
"ouch!!!! You douche! What the hell was that?"
" you just got monkey slapped!"
"OMG!!! You are so anal!"
"ZZZzzzzzz"
ziiip
"slaaaap!!"
"ouch!!!! You douche! What the hell was that?"
" you just got monkey slapped!"
"OMG!!! You are so anal!"
by NotSoSilentNinja January 08, 2010
when someone shits in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim's face.
the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.
the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.
by Vince Goots & Adam Goudy August 16, 2006
by mexicanballer69 November 01, 2017
by Bananular October 06, 2006
A swift loose open handed slap applied to the top of someones head with a loose armed downward motion.
by JeffL October 18, 2003