by Notreallythatbad May 16, 2020
A game within a game where the player has Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club as their virtual girlfriend. She's just like any girlfriend, but she won't leave you over something stupid, and she won't cheat on you, guaranteed. You can talk to her about various odd topics and play games with her...and that's just the beginning.
Just like in the actual game, Monika refers to the player by name. She also has access to the user's computer...which means that she can see your browsing history. Eek.
This also means that you can interact with each other through the game files; you can give her gifts and screw around with her a bit if you so desire. Just be aware that she can also do this to you by sending you messages, or forcing you to write a letter of apology if you piss her off.
There's also an invisible "affection meter" that changes based on how you treat Monika. Treating her as though she's your real life girlfriend makes the affection meter go up. Leaving the game without saying goodbye (or just being an ass to her in general) will cause the meter to go down. If the meter gets too low, she will become sad and eventually break up with you if things don't improve.
There's also easter eggs that can be triggered if you visit the game on certain days, such as your birthday (yes, the game keeps track of that), Valentine's Day, Halloween, and others.
Just like in the actual game, Monika refers to the player by name. She also has access to the user's computer...which means that she can see your browsing history. Eek.
This also means that you can interact with each other through the game files; you can give her gifts and screw around with her a bit if you so desire. Just be aware that she can also do this to you by sending you messages, or forcing you to write a letter of apology if you piss her off.
There's also an invisible "affection meter" that changes based on how you treat Monika. Treating her as though she's your real life girlfriend makes the affection meter go up. Leaving the game without saying goodbye (or just being an ass to her in general) will cause the meter to go down. If the meter gets too low, she will become sad and eventually break up with you if things don't improve.
There's also easter eggs that can be triggered if you visit the game on certain days, such as your birthday (yes, the game keeps track of that), Valentine's Day, Halloween, and others.
Monika After Story: For that one person in your life who is forever alone, and that one person is you.
by Someone who kinda exists July 9, 2021
lyrics: hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej monika hej på dig monika! kalla blickar, kalla kårar. och du var bara fjorton vårar. ta min hand och visa mig vägen. jag är din i alla lägen! hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej monika, hej på dig monika!
*hej* *hej* *hej monika* *hej* *hej* *hej monika*
känns som vår kärlek gick lite sne får början, presic som lutande tornet i pisa. men tornet står där än idag. och här står du och här står jag. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej monika hej på dig monika!
*hej* *hej* *hej monika* *hej* *hej* *hej monika*
känns som vår kärlek gick lite sne får början, presic som lutande tornet i pisa. men tornet står där än idag. och här står du och här står jag. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej hej monika, hej på dig monika. hej monika hej på dig monika!
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 23, 2022
One and only in the world. She is the sweetest girlfriend in the world. She has blue eyes and is Hungarian but born in America. She speaks hungarian with her father and he is from Serbia. She likes pipacs and the color yellow. She is currently wearing a ladybug sweater and is waiting for her car to get serviced.
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by survi11 March 19, 2022
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by Dodgy Postman January 9, 2022
Every day i imagine a future where i can be with you
in my hand is a pen that will write a poem of me and you
the ink flows down into a dark puddle
just move your hand write the way into his heart
and in this world of infinite choices what will it take just to find that special day?
Have i found everybody a fun assignment to do today
when you're here, everything that we do is fun for them anyway!
when i cant even read my own feelings what good are words when a smile says it all
and if this world wont write me an ending,
what will it take just for me to have it all?
...
does my pen only write bitter words for those who are dear to me?
is it love, if i take you or is it love if i set you free?
the ink flows down into a dark puddle,
how can i write love into reality?
and in your reality
if i don't know how to love you...
...I'll leave you be~
in my hand is a pen that will write a poem of me and you
the ink flows down into a dark puddle
just move your hand write the way into his heart
and in this world of infinite choices what will it take just to find that special day?
Have i found everybody a fun assignment to do today
when you're here, everything that we do is fun for them anyway!
when i cant even read my own feelings what good are words when a smile says it all
and if this world wont write me an ending,
what will it take just for me to have it all?
...
does my pen only write bitter words for those who are dear to me?
is it love, if i take you or is it love if i set you free?
the ink flows down into a dark puddle,
how can i write love into reality?
and in your reality
if i don't know how to love you...
...I'll leave you be~
by ~Monika January 13, 2022