Author of It Isn't Slutty If You're Wearing Pearls blog.
A blend between Chelsea Handler and Tucker Max
Creator of concepts and sayings such as:
glitterfuck
fantasy fucking fairytale dream
starfishing or starfishing the bed
puts boogers in her ex's mouth while he's asleep
A blend between Chelsea Handler and Tucker Max
Creator of concepts and sayings such as:
glitterfuck
fantasy fucking fairytale dream
starfishing or starfishing the bed
puts boogers in her ex's mouth while he's asleep
I starfished the shit out of my bed as I was reading It Isn't Slutty If You're Wearing Pearls." Monica Fay is giltterfucking hilarious
by glittermagic June 12, 2011
Get the Monica Faymug.