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Monica Fay

Author of It Isn't Slutty If You're Wearing Pearls blog.

A blend between Chelsea Handler and Tucker Max

Creator of concepts and sayings such as:

glitterfuck

fantasy fucking fairytale dream

starfishing or starfishing the bed

puts boogers in her ex's mouth while he's asleep

I starfished the shit out of my bed as I was reading It Isn't Slutty If You're Wearing Pearls." Monica Fay is giltterfucking hilarious

by glittermagic June 12, 2011

brammey

A ridiculously masculine grandmother who will whip you and yo momma’s ass ASAP

I love my grandpa but my brammey is the one who took care of bidness.

by Glittermagic November 9, 2019