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Mommertz 

A girl who can`t get enough of cats.
I can`t date a mommertz becasue I am alergic to cats.
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Mommergency

objectively non-urgent concern that nessessitates a panicked phone call, often at innoprotune times (eg. first thing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)
It's okay, it was just a Mommergency , let's try to go back to sleep.
Mommergency by Neon Thrush November 24, 2018
remembrances of the wonderful things you mother did to make your growing years a positive experience.
I was thinking today of all the baked goods my mother made each year for Christmas. What a wonderful momery.
momery by Slerak December 3, 2013

yes mommer 

When one must always respond to said persons mother with the words: yes mommy, mom, or mother. This is usually the result of heavy parenting and overly obedient children. Every Yes mummer is physically and mentally incapable of uttering the word no to their or any persons mother. The yes mommer is looked down upon by the group, usually because of their forced early departure time, normally around 8:45pm.
John: Sorry guys, my mom's being a bitch and is making me go home early.

Group: BULL SHIT

Martin: Yeah right, you just can't say no to your MOMMY you yes mommer.
yes mommer by SK AC November 12, 2011
A person who likes to tell 'Ya Momma' jokes.
Person 1: Sorry for the yeasty smell.
Person 2: That is what Ya Momma said to me last night. Boo Yah!
Person 1: Man, you are a real Mummery.
Mummery by soilduck February 23, 2009
I love you, Mommer' 'How's your Mommer an them?'
Mommer by Longhairedcountrygirl August 22, 2010