moisten the cotton

To turn in the ladies.

As soon as Pablo started dancing, he began to moisten the cotton all around the room.

by Kim's Love June 8, 2007

Moistened frogeyes

When you get head and the girls sucking on your nuts but her parents come home so you pull your pants up real quick wit your balls still wet.

"oh shit my parents are gonna see your moistened frogeyes."

by 92490sw May 17, 2019

Moisten Bint

Rather sexist English slang word for woman.

Look, if I were to go around saying I were an emperor just because some moisten bint lobbed a scimater at me, they'd put me away.

by smooveb98 June 27, 2011

eyeball moistener

Eye drops help your eyes become moist and makes them nice and smooth for looking at things. They prevent your eyes from itching and scratching, because of the lack of moist.

oil is to a squeaky door as eyeball moistener is to eyes

by whatspoppin008 March 10, 2022

moisten the oreo

A waterbug that isnt in water.

"HOW DID THAT WATERBUG MOISTEN THE OREO??"

by MyEggrole April 26, 2016

Moisten

To make something wet

“My mouth is dry, let me put your dick in it to moisten it”

by -Sara 2023 May 30, 2023

Moistened Member

n. British alternate terminology for having engaged in coitus.

v. To copulate or "get it in"

Hey there babe, I would like to have two Big Macs and a moistened member please.

by Homozygus January 27, 2012