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David Moyes
A person of a severe brain impediment and an uncanny knack for failure at whatever they attempt. People of this nature are naturally ginger and consume haggis for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Person: "I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm David Moyes."
Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"
Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"
Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"
Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"
Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"
Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"
David Moyes by yasleo December 7, 2013
mofoesy
A friendly or joking way to refer to someone as a mother fucker. "Mofoesy" removes any element of anger associated with the word "mofo". This term can only be taken by the receiver in a light-hearted manner. Whereas one might nickname a friend named "Jones" as "Jonesy" the same kind of affability applies when substituting mofoesy for mofo.
mofoesy by stockman09 June 27, 2007
Mofeg
Fusion of the words mofo (short for motherfucker) and feg (short for faggot), used as the highest compliment due to it's awesome sounding nature. A mofeg is commonly seen as clever, friendly, kind, majorly strong, and of course the most awesome person on the planet. Basically, your family, partner, dog, cat, teacher (ok maybe not) but everyone is an honorary mofeg.
"You see Jim over there?"
"Yeah"
"He's a real mofeg, no wonder the ladies like him"
"Yeah man, he's too good"
"Yeah"
"He's a real mofeg, no wonder the ladies like him"
"Yeah man, he's too good"
Mofeg by BocciasMofeg May 8, 2014