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Mock Block 

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.
Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.
Mock Block by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013
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Mock block 

when one tries to insult another, and makes a typo or another error, allowing themselves to be insulted instead
Meredith: lletuce, pronounced “YET-US” in the way of the Spanish

Devin: I’m the way of the Spanish
*in the way of the Spanish
Meredith: Devin you don’t have to use euphemisms like that, you can just call yourself gay
Me: oh dude he just got mock blocked
Mock block by KingOfCoffee March 14, 2018

Mock-Block 

V. Derived from the term Cock-Block. When a friend or bystander prevents you from making fun of someone.
You: Hey man, do you like fish dicks?
Friend: Just leave that poor kid alone.
You: Thanks a lot you mock-blocker.
Mock-Block by gerbinator2013 July 23, 2009

mickblock 

Being unable to ridicule a friend, because the thing they are being ridiculed for is so extreme or embarrassing.
Friend 1: Hahaha did you hear that Bob shit himself and had to go home early from the cinema's yesterday? Can't wait to take the mick out of him!

Friend 2: Dude, you can't say that to him it's way to embarrassing!

Friend 1: What a mickblock.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026