Heyyyyy everyone who reads this, you are all invited to my Fortnite Bar Mitzvah. No Skull Troopers cuz that's my costume!!! Bring your credit card information AND your social security number. No Defaults allowed (JK). Be there or be Dusty Depot. It will happen on Thursday, all are welcome. Only people with over 20 wins can come.
by bigboipatek October 17, 2018
The joyous occasion on the night before a boy’s bar mitzvah when the father takes his son to become a man at the hands of Yentel, the neighborhood octogenarian prostitute, who can do things with her good arm that will make you forget that thing on her neck.
After the actus delecti is completed, Yentel insists on feeding you matzoh ball soup and brisket, complaining that you are all skin and bones.
After the actus delecti is completed, Yentel insists on feeding you matzoh ball soup and brisket, complaining that you are all skin and bones.
Shlomo just got back from his beijing bar mitzvah and he smells like manhood, horseradish and shame.
by Joost De Egressor March 13, 2008
Last time I went to Club Med, I couldn't find any hot chicks at all. I was forced to have a Mexican Bar Mitzvah with one of 'em and wound up with a serious rash on my face.
by Grinhazenbl January 19, 2011
A right of passage for men in Minnesota. The ritual consists of donning your best flannel, heading to northern Minnesota, finding a bear and killing it in hand to hand combat. After the bear is killed, you must take the blood and rub it on your face. This will stimulate healthy beard growth. When the ritual is complete, you are now a Minnesota man.
by Flounder89 May 29, 2016
A "Bar Mitzvah Monkey" is a prostitute who has been hired for a Bar Mitzvah. They are normally hired by friends of the male who the ceremony is for. These women are pre-paid to show up at the ceremony and fornicate with the male who will be journeying into adulthood. It is common for these women to pick up extra money by also selling to guests of the Bar Mitzvah. Not as commonly, these prostitutes may be hired for Bat Mitzvah.
by Renholder October 18, 2011
An insane sexual act invented by my crazy brother Tom. A Canadian Bar Mitzvah is when a woman pour maple syrup on your ball sack and then stomps on it while wearing high heels.
by The Captain714 November 11, 2008
The christening of a small white jewish boy by getting him mad shitty off of vodka or other alcoholic beverages
by Doc. JR July 1, 2009