by kittykatlover5 March 4, 2021
Man I hate when I mess up typing, it’s annoying. If you don’t know what I mean, who are you? A Dictionary?
Sarah: Hi geys I wdnt to school duy!
Mia: Sarah you mean, Hi guys I went to school today!
Sarah: Sorry I make mistakes typing sometimes
Mia: Sarah you mean, Hi guys I went to school today!
Sarah: Sorry I make mistakes typing sometimes
by Woah I’m Erica October 30, 2021
"Oh em gee, Becky!! Did you see that Edgy/Mistake we passed earlier?!"
"Oh, do you mean that Aiden guy? I knooooowwww right, he's, like, soooOooooo lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
"Heyyy Becky, wanna stop by Starbucks later?"
"Oh em geee yasssss Rachel!!"
"Oh, do you mean that Aiden guy? I knooooowwww right, he's, like, soooOooooo lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
"Heyyy Becky, wanna stop by Starbucks later?"
"Oh em geee yasssss Rachel!!"
by Squizzoo August 13, 2019
John said, “honest mistake” after he handed the strip club dancer a $5 bill and told her to get him 2 bud lights. She threw the $5 back at him and said I am a dancer not a waitress.
by RNKMXN November 6, 2022
Billy "Oops, I accedentally just brought a pistol to school"
John "Wow, that sure is a silly campbell mistake"
John "Wow, that sure is a silly campbell mistake"
by FrobAmongUs November 9, 2021
This theory recognizes that humans are not perfect and that for every mistake in a model or schedule
there will be another "mistake" in somewhat equal scope to offset each other, hence rendering the model or budget still valid.
The idea behind is that things will anyway fall the way they fall and we cannot control for that.
The optimistic view is that this theory rejects Murphy's Law, the negligent take on it is the "Trust me, it will be OK" approach to life.
Decide where you want to be.
there will be another "mistake" in somewhat equal scope to offset each other, hence rendering the model or budget still valid.
The idea behind is that things will anyway fall the way they fall and we cannot control for that.
The optimistic view is that this theory rejects Murphy's Law, the negligent take on it is the "Trust me, it will be OK" approach to life.
Decide where you want to be.
Accountant 1: oh, crap... we forgot to add $1 million in income from product X sales to the budget
Accountant 2: oh, fudge... product Y's revenue is inflated by $980K...oh wait... based on the Theory of Offsetting Mistakes all is well, the numbers we gave the CEO are still valid, yay.
Girl: oh, crap... your condom broke
Dude: oh, fudge... you miscounted your days, your period is due today at 8pm.... you are not pregnant, yay.
Accountant 2: oh, fudge... product Y's revenue is inflated by $980K...oh wait... based on the Theory of Offsetting Mistakes all is well, the numbers we gave the CEO are still valid, yay.
Girl: oh, crap... your condom broke
Dude: oh, fudge... you miscounted your days, your period is due today at 8pm.... you are not pregnant, yay.
by Tim E Wastin July 15, 2013
by Crazy_Senpai March 1, 2021