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Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
Mission Vag Cig by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022
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