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Protect From Missiles 

To use a condom during intercourse.
A prayer spell from RuneScape that blocks the user from damaging missiles.
Girl A: Jimmy used Protect From Missiles last night.
Girl B: roflcopter.

"Dude, I'm so lucky I had enough prayer points to use protect from missiles last night with Angie."
Protect From Missiles by Jooker January 17, 2009

Z missiles 

"The missiles"

When France is going to attack with missiles they say:
"FIRE Z MISSILES"

From endoftheworld.com
"Ok, have a nap"
"THEN FIRE Z MISSILES"
Z missiles by Le tired January 20, 2007

missiles 

missiles by ass June 16, 2003

Meat missiles 

Used to refer to ones legs while they are producing a large amount of power
Gerald over there was dropping some serious meat missiles on that last 400m rep. I can tell because the track is partially torn up
Meat missiles by Littlekev November 23, 2017

pork missiles

Slamming down hot dogs at a sporting event as a spectator or participant.
Can’t wait to golf tomorrow. Slamming pork missiles, hitting nukes and Sundays are for the boys.
pork missiles by @p_didodo July 21, 2022

Guided Missiles 

1.Signature sound of the game Microman, a powerup
2.Missiles that have a homing device or controls to guide them to a target
1.<chorus> Guided Missiles!!
2.I launched guided missiles at my neighbor's dog