A common and disgusting mispronunciacion and/or spelling of the word mischievous. Mischievous is pronounced "miss-CHI-vus" and there is no "ious" about it. Some people insist that mischievious is an "alternate pronunciation," but only in the way that irregardless is a synonym for regardless--that is to say, only for fucking retards. Some argue that it is the evolution of language, but changes like this are driven by the illiterate and the ignorant, and it is careless to embrace them. And embarrassing.

"I'm intelligent and mischievious!" (oxymoron)
"Mischievous is not like devious, it's a completely different word you dumb shit." --Me
"Since everyone says mischievious it's not wrong." --what my dumbass friends insist if the subject comes up over strong drink.

Mischievious by I'll saw you in half without no magic box February 17, 2008

Related Words

Mischievism • Mischeivism • Mischievious • Mischievite • Mischievizing • Mischievous Mark

Mischievite

n. someone who is mischievous

The kids were running around the backyard, screaming and laughing and behaving like a bunch of little mischievites.

Mischievite by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

Mischievious

trolling is an mischievious art

the dark prince slapped the bum of the bubblegum princess mischieviously

Mischievious by grrilaz June 12, 2011

Mischeivism

An art that is dabbled in, preferably by the cult of cheeky chops.

I am Mischeivism *snaps fingers*

Mischeivism by KRISPY BRATAN August 21, 2019

Mischievious

Trouble making. Mischievous. Devious. Naughty. This word began as an alternate pronunciation of mischievous but really has since branched off to become its own word, with its own spelling and pronunciation. People who use the word mischievious when speaking often also understand and recognize the word mischievous when spoken but often do not realize that the two were originally the same word. One might then consider them to simply be different words entirely (synonyms with confusingly similar spelling). According to Merriam-Webster's dictionary, there is evidence of the spelling "mischievious" going back to the 16th century. However, some people still view it simply as a mispronunciation and not as an actual word.

He is a mischievious little boy.

Mischievious by Raingarden December 19, 2021

Mischievizing

The art of coming up with mischief.

“She was mischievizing a plan!”

Mischievizing by AshaFaye April 12, 2024

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026