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by crockedpenis April 22, 2005
Conceited little pop-whore and sister of the equally talentless Kylie Minogue. Plastic in every sense of the word. Never achieved anything of worth and never will. Ultra-pretentious to boot.
Person A: I went out and bought the latest Dannii Minogue single.
Person B: Shoots person A in the head with a large gun (person B is later Knighted).
Person B: Shoots person A in the head with a large gun (person B is later Knighted).
by triggaz April 16, 2008
Fuck, why are minogue's pants so tight?
I dont know, i think he likes showing off his ass
Minogue thinks hes cool with tight pants.
I know, he thinks hes soo hot.
I dont know, i think he likes showing off his ass
Minogue thinks hes cool with tight pants.
I know, he thinks hes soo hot.
by The Force April 5, 2006
If you could give Dannii Minogue one award, it would be for making the shittest records ever!! Im being totally serious, how can somebody make such crap records. She tries to copy Kylie, when Kylie is hardly fantasic either. Stop trying to hog fame Danni, you plastic biatch!
by mimimariah October 2, 2005
by nat November 17, 2003
the younger, and often more overshadowed sister of Kylie Minogue. Dannii made pop music at one point in the late 90s and early 2000's, with her 2003 album "Neon Nights" being recently embraced and obsessed over by sections of stan twitter due to the collapse of songs such as "Put The Needle On It" and "I Begin To Wonder".
Dannii has taken roles as judges on singing competition shows such as the X Factor in recent years, and has also launched a line of clothing for Target Australia, which she is often seen promoting on her Instagram and Twitter.
Dannii has taken roles as judges on singing competition shows such as the X Factor in recent years, and has also launched a line of clothing for Target Australia, which she is often seen promoting on her Instagram and Twitter.
Dannii Minogue is such a milf but she needs to get her ass back in the studio and detonate a few yass grenades.
by march34th June 26, 2021
Kylie Minogue is a talentless pop artist and one time "Neighbours" soap star of the 80's. Kylie neither writes, nor sings her own songs. What you actually hear on her CD's is a heavily synthesised, computer generated squeal. In actuality her voice is weaker than a Canadian beer.
Very attractive (especially for her age) but tries WAY too hard to be sexy with her constant pouting, ridiculous mardi-gras like costumes and her pretentious London accent (apparently she was Australian once upon a time).
Practically indistinguishable from her younger sister Danni who releases the odd "look how sexy I am" crap single so as not to be overshadowed by Kylie.
Curiously Kylie has become some sort of gay icon despite her hetero preferences. Consequently, her concerts are filled with chubby homo men and 30-something women who sadly never developed any appreciation for decent music but feel they should at least attend some sort of live music occasionally so they don't appear completely lame.
Kylie is a myth.
Very attractive (especially for her age) but tries WAY too hard to be sexy with her constant pouting, ridiculous mardi-gras like costumes and her pretentious London accent (apparently she was Australian once upon a time).
Practically indistinguishable from her younger sister Danni who releases the odd "look how sexy I am" crap single so as not to be overshadowed by Kylie.
Curiously Kylie has become some sort of gay icon despite her hetero preferences. Consequently, her concerts are filled with chubby homo men and 30-something women who sadly never developed any appreciation for decent music but feel they should at least attend some sort of live music occasionally so they don't appear completely lame.
Kylie is a myth.
Did you go the Kylie Minogue concert the other night? She changed costumes 400 times in two hours!! It was sooooo awesome!!
Get a fucking life and leave me alone.
Get a fucking life and leave me alone.
by triggaz December 13, 2007