minecraft villager

A person who shows no enthusiasm during sex, even at the climax, similar to the behavior of a villager in the Minecraft video game.

"When she came, it was no movement and a disinterested 'Hmm.'"
"A... Minecraft Villager?"
(thanks, u/mister_beetlejuice)

by Pvt_Inbreastigator September 18, 2020

why are Minecraft villagers so dumb

Because they are a villager in Minecraft, they physically cannot be smart!

GIVE ME MENDING ALREADY, bro, why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

by ProSkillz404 June 22, 2022

Why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

Because they're Minecraft villager, how the hell can you expect them to be smart???

GIVE ME MENDING!!! why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

by ProSkillz404 June 22, 2022

Minecraft Villagers

Jews...

"I traded with some minecraft villagers, and they wanted a stack of emeralds for 5 carrots!"

by Alleg69 November 19, 2023