Mind Fuck

Where you are confusing someone in any sexual way possible

If the mom fucked the dad and had two kids boy and girl and the boy fucked the mom and the girl fucked the mom the children of the mom and boy is called the dad then who is the real dad if none of this was real....mind fucked

by Fuck mined,being confused December 28, 2011

undying mind

The worst boss and activity in destiny history.

Person 1: Hey bro, wanna beat the undying mind?
Person 2: Hell no, that’s hella gay

by LilBigJP December 8, 2019

Mind F'n

Where one human being is being diffrent to a direct person to give a wrong impression.

Best Friends girlfriend,
Where Dane Cook says this will be the Best Mind F'n ever.

by MarkJackson. January 21, 2009

Mind Pissing

To mentally mark your territory.

1. Carlos is mind pissing on Megan when Megan belongs to Dave.

2. Megan is dating Dave but Carlos keeps minding pissing on Megan.

3. If Dave and Megan were going to a party and Dave started talking to another girl when Megan was watching, she would walk over to Dave and mind pies on him in front of said girl.

by Dave and Megan January 30, 2011

Bending your mind

exercising your mind. mind blown.

Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.

by asianrocks September 26, 2014

wits mind

You are very smart!
(Used when you think someone is smarter than you, or somebody else)

Teacher:what is 4+6? Um Layla

Layla: I don't know
Teacher: candela do you know?
Candela: 10

Other Student: good job candela you have wits mind!

by Melodicvoice August 20, 2017

computer-minded

When you are so robotic with respect to emotional processing and internalizing problems that you lose touch with reality, which isn't as harsh as you are making it out to be.

She is very computer-minded right now. But it's just a phase, serious as it may be.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018