Milton, WI 

Hometown of Malachi Heder. The small town is enclosed by a racetrack, where, every saturday, everyone gets together to watch the weekly NASCAR race. Notable locations: Heder Veterinary Hospital, the Heder Household, and the local Kwik Trip. Milton is also home to the Redbirds of Milton High School where they live by the motto "Do what is right, Do what is Milton-y."

Person 1: Lets go to Milton, WI for the weekend!
Person 2: Why?

Milton, WI by Mitchieboi April 13, 2010

Milton, WI 

A small city with a population of 5,000 located in south central Wisconsin. The majority of the population is Hicks, old people, and very bored little children. They are home to the "Redwings" which is unfortunately also a sexual innuendo.

THE REDWING WAY!
....Ew....

Milton, Wi sucks balls.

Milton, WI by HappyGoLuckyBitch January 1, 2011