Miloing
Hanging out with a BFF (with a particular affinity to water activities) whilst singing, heavily hand motioning, or making weird noises, included, but not limited to, farm animal sounds.
Miloing by monkersmiloer November 5, 2011
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ball milking
Jane loved the taste of semen. So when Roland came over later that night, she placed the tip of his big black cock on her lips and began ball milking him. Nothing like drinking straight from the udder.
ball milking by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
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Miloing • milking • milking the cow • Milking It • Milfing • milling • milking the cobra • milking the bull • meloing • milking a cow
genital milking
The process in which an intimate partner sensually caress, massage, and fondle the sexual organs of the other partner.
susan milked Tommy's cock for a massive ejaculation.
tommy made Susan squirt by milking her clit.
genital milking is the best orgasm
tommy made Susan squirt by milking her clit.
genital milking is the best orgasm
genital milking by WONDERBREAD January 13, 2015
milking the udder
Man I was in the bathroom milking the udder sorry for taking so long. I had been holding that one for awhile
milking the udder by pantyteamaster April 15, 2009
milking table
A table with a hole on top which the male sticks his penis in while there is a female on the bottom pleasuring him in a variety of ways. Most commonly jerking and sucking.
milking table by Aggin and Aggin June 28, 2015
Milking the cow
When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.
I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!
Milking the cow by HawaiianPunch1 February 12, 2023
Cock milking
This term is defined as the act of manual stimulation to the loins of a willing male - either by another male or a female. The loins of the male are stroked in a rhythmical fashion ; often from behind so as to resemble the milking of a bovine by a milking maiden. This results in a very pleasurable seminal emission by the male, usually captured in a tissue or some other receptacle.
‘Harold loves it when Maude has a go at cock milking. It gives him instant relief and means she can’t get pregnant!’
Cock milking by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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