Alright the best godamn pie in the world if you eat it you can't stop you need coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread and also best before 12 months
Friend: hey can you bake a pie you:yes I can
Friend:ok make one
You:ok ill make coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread pie Friend:the what
You:done
Friend:holy shit its amazing
You:yes
Friend:finally some good fucking food You:coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie
The go-to diet of families during a winter storm. For whatever reason, as soon as there's going to be ice or snow, people stop buying regular food and immediately run to the store to purchase every last bit of milk and bread. One can only assume they're going to make milk sandwiches.
I went to the grocery store today to get some bread, but the whole shelf - along with the milk aisle - were empty. I suppose some families will be dining on milk sandwiches for the next week.
Bro if y out have cheese which is made out of milk and bread which dough makes bread and dough is made out of milk and sauce makes pizza but in reality it’s just a Milk Sandwhich
1. You want some pizza?? 2. You mean milk Sandwhich 1. Whatchu mean ohhh wait cheese and bread 2. At least he gets my point 3. What did I do
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.