Mike the pipe 

Letting the pipe or smoking tool of preferance just sit in your hand or on your lap while you tell jokes or stories (or finish conversations started before the pipe or smoking tool of preferance was handed to you) before or after your hit. Frequent amongst beginner stoners.

True Stonner: "Dude, you've been holding that pipe for ever. Are you gonna hit it of just mike the pipe!"

Mike the pipe by Sh@dowBlood August 22, 2009