Mike and Mike 

Radio show on ESPN Radio that features "Greeny and Golic", that has somehow gained popularity despite their little knowledge of any other sport other than football.
Golic played football in the NFL and has some street credit and can actually discuss the game. Greeny on the other hand has no experience and a chip on his shoulder to be as popular a Golic. Greeny often can only refer to his NY football Jets, enen though they arent a popular team that America can relate to, are unsuccessful and the second most popular team in their city. People often change the station when he brings the jets up.

Both also shamelessly whore themself out to promote products in the middle of their show and during commercials. ESPN has done this for years, but pretty much the show is one big commercial now. Bad acting is also accociated with these two. For example" Hey Golic?????"----Yessss Greeeennnyyyy??? then promote JC Penny.

Another stand out quality is that both will never take a stand or have an opinion on a touchy subject, because they dont want to offend anyone. If a FAMOUS athlete commits a crime, and it is breaking news, they will not let any opinion out. Just access the situation like a news talk show. This is because they always want to have the guest on and dont want to get ESPN in trouble by offending anyone. They dont know what sports journalism is.

i had a long road trip and took off real early in the morning. i was listening to Mike and Mike in the Morning on ESPN Radio, but had to change it. Jets? Who cares? TO had just killed someone and they both said it was no one's fault.
i barfed and changed it to Rock!

Mike and Mike by listners February 27, 2009

Mike and Vics 

Vicodin mixed with candy, preferably eaten out of a pill bottle.

Pain killers mixed with candy, I call them Mike and Vics. -Sterling Archer-

Mike and Vics by cripsy bacon January 10, 2015

mike and dyke 

opposite of fag hag

A 'straight' man who spends his time or enjoys a lot of his time with lesbian women; a take off of the multi-colored fruit-like candy named, Mike and Ike ©

Unofficially coined by comedian Wyatt Cenac

I cant believe that you were hanging out with all of your lesbian friends last night. You are a total mike and dyke.

mike and dyke by Julian Jensen October 4, 2008

Dirty Mike and the Boys 

A group of homeless men in New York City who break into a car and have an orgy, also known as a Soup Kitchen.

They leave a note: "Thanks for the F-Shack. -Dirty Mike and the Boyz". Generally leave used condoms in the seats.

Aw man! Dirty Mike and the Boys were in my car last night....my car's ruined!

Dirty Mike and the Boys by Dirty Mike359 January 15, 2011

mike and ike

The best candy ever made.

Bill started choking on one of his Mike and Ikes, so I stole the box of them out of his hand and ran off.

mike and ike by Rastablowtorch September 21, 2005

Mike and The Mechanics 

Oh, one correction! Paul Carrack is actually the lead singer, he also went off on his own temporary solo career between this band's albums; one in 1985, and another in 1988.

Mike and The Mechanics really should be more well-known

Mike and The Mechanics by Journey Fan February 6, 2005

Mike-and-Ikey

(Adj.) The gastronomic compensation of continuous stimulation of the "old factory". In terms of "Mike-and-Ikey" It is the successive contrast (or fatigue) of sweet, salt, sour, bitter, and umami, with the physical adaptation of chewing the gummie candy.

"I turn around and see that Edward is eating a bag of Mike-and-Ikes."

"How are thoes Mike and Ikes treating ya'?"

"Their Mike-and-Ikey"

Mike-and-Ikey by TheJerseyGiggleBunny September 8, 2009