by AKSONE February 21, 2005
Middletown, Rhode Island (M-town) where everyone knows everyone and no one leaves the island cut off from society. Where kids are so bored all they do is smoke and drink and get caught every night because the cops have nothing better to do. Most teenagers end up doing nothing with their lives because they never experience the "real" world. There are tourists 24/7 because of Newport and everyone hates them. In Middletown there's three things to do drink, smoke, and if yor're really extreme do coke off the back of toilet seats. At Middletown high school there is always cops and someone gets arrested eveyday. The only high school in the state that has alarms on the doors so everyone knows when someone is skipping. Where the football has the all state record for losing consecutivley except for the past two years. The only cheerleading team in the state where they allow three hundred pound girls to cheer and wear really short skirts.
by from classes that already graduated November 19, 2006
A town in Rhode Island. Located on Aquidneck Island in the middle of Newport and Portsmouth...hence the name. Middletown is clearly the best of the three on the Island because a) it's not ghetto like Newport and b) it's not snotty like Portsmouth. Home to fairly well-off families (they have to be to own houses here!), Middletown is a place where everybody knows everybody and their parents. Soccer and lacrosse are generally successful and popular sports. For the most part, its inhabitants don't move away. And who would want to? Go Islanders!
by mtownah08 November 11, 2008
home of druggies, projects, n******, and so much more. I mean, some parts are ok, and there are a couple of fun things to do. But while your doing those “fun things” keep watch for a gun at your head and 5 african american individuals kicking your ass so hard you so hard you wake up in the hospital with a brain bleed. and then you go figure “ wheres my wallet?”
by recicity December 27, 2017
A town known for its growth through out the past years...and of course the many people who have decided that the city is to polluted or crowded for them and they need the burbs...teenagers spend their weekends at friends homes...and parents just wanna leave this stinking town
They are building a Burger Palace in front of Stop and Shop eventhough theres a Burger King in walking distance
by Sam:-P January 12, 2005
City in connecticut, the most pathetic state in the U.S. We got bloods stepping on the crips' bandana, causing WW3.
Middletown is the place you want to live so you can kill people and dump them in the CT river.
Middletown is the place you want to live so you can kill people and dump them in the CT river.
by fdgjdflgjkfghjklfgh February 27, 2005
Common name for a town or city located midway between two landmarks (bigger towns, rivers, etc).
There is a Middletown in 20 of the states in the USA. Some have more than one.
There is a Middletown in 20 of the states in the USA. Some have more than one.
Film director Kevin Smith grew up near Middletown, NJ. Then again so did most people in New Jersey, because that state has three of them.
by ad oblivione May 15, 2005