Midday

The time of day when the sun is highest in the sky.

It’s midday Richard, that means it’s after 12 and it’s time for lunch.”

by Caught ya slipping May 23, 2020

midday soiree

Pretentious, translation-challenged oxymoron that mistakes the meaning of the French word "soirée" to be "party" instead of "evening." Refers to a meetup of haughty people probably in a yatch eating cucumber sandwiches and wearing breeches.

We look forward to a midday soiree of great company, intriguing conversation, tasty cocktails, and assorted entertainment at The Manor.

by rorrzo August 3, 2017

midday wood

The time where your wood that interrupts you in the middle of the day when your are off guard.

During the lunch break, Tom had to hide the midday wood

by Freddy Morris April 10, 2014

midday choker

Fellatio position using the office copier for leverage or balance.

"Bob got fired for trying to get a midday choker from his secretary."

by irowboat August 27, 2009

Midday snack

Midday snack refers to the remaining or left over fecal matter in or around ones anus, that can be swiped with a pointer finger at anytime and be eaten

Timmy didn't have time to eat his whole meal at lunch but he knew he could always rely on his midday snack!

by Donkikongdick June 17, 2021

midday buzz

when you get drunk or high in the middle of the day

A: dude im so bored with school wanna leave
B: yeah i say its time for a midday buzz
C: i got the millers and the green

by sirdrinkalot July 8, 2009

Midday Diddle

When in the middle of the day you want to take a couple hours between just you and your computer... or imagination, and diddle youself. Middle of the day, diddle away.

Johnnie was late to his class, because he got caught up in his midday diddle.

by Oscar VVilde February 3, 2012