Michael Way 

Pete Wentz's boyfriend, Gerard Way's brother, bassist for My Chemical Romance, half of Fall Out Boy's discography. What more do you want?

I'm sorry every song's about you - Pete Wentz, 2015, about {Michael Way} Mikey Way

Michael Way by TripleR_FEAD December 26, 2020

Michael Wayne 

A Michael Wayne is the most amazing boy you will ever meet. He is sweet, funny, kind and caring. He will never ever let you down and he is too good for you. He does everything in his power to please you. Michaels are beautiful, handsome, and loyal. He will commit to you for a lifetime and beyond. A Michael loves to eat and game online, but he will say he loves his girlfriend more than anything else, and you should believe him, even though he is crazy. He will waste gas on driving you around and generously buy you clothes and meals. A Michael is a special person, and
If you meet one, always keep him close.

Amanda: I love Michael Wayne, and I am NEVER letting him go!

Michael Wayne by Am@nda September 24, 2011

Michael Wayne kurck

a guy that cheats , has side chicks , doesn’t know what love really is , and yet says he loves ppl. He’s kinda dumb /stupid sometimes. Messes up good relationships. His last girlfriend is a fucked up bipolar chick, who thinks she’s super ugly. Good life. Guess so

Michael Wayne kurck- needs to learn how to treat his one and only better

other ppl- definitely

Michael Wayne kurck by Vanwinkle April 18, 2019

Michael Anthony Wayne Frigeri 

A man with a lot of potential and will reach that potential. He is always caring and thinking of others. He is a wonderful boyfriend even though he does have his moments. He is special in every sense of the word. He tends to hide his thoughts and feelings from others but if he does let you in, you feel like you have the world. He is amazing at EVERYTHING he does. He has an awesome body (army strong). He's the type of guy to take care of you when your sick and cheer you up when you're feeling down. He has the best sense of humor and is fluent in sarcasm. He's the guy you would bring home to mom and dad. The type of guy that you can look past all his flaws and see what a beautiful person he is, inside and out. He is the type of guy you want to monopolize and make him your whole world.

person 1: hey that guy is absolutely gorgeous!
person 2: who? you mean that Michael Anthony Wayne Frigeri guy?
person 1: who is that?
person 2: He's the most amazing person in this universe. DUH!

Michael Anthony Wayne Frigeri by babycakes <3 December 4, 2010

MichaelWave 

Makes food with heed. throe Roman numerals in the michaelwave, assume assist done bone apple teeth

jsut Michaelwaved some roman numerals Bone fuck my Ray Romano BluRay

MichaelWave by Cerebrex June 5, 2019

Michaelbaytion 

1) -n. Any shitty, mindless Hollywood product which relies on explosions, hard rock music, and a special effects budget exceeding the GDP of third world nations to cover up lack of thought or effort in other areas. Typically all of them.

2) -v. Participation in the above on any level.

See CSI: Miami.

1) "I'm going to go see G.I. Joe, it looks so awesome!"

"Too much Michaelbaytion can have adverse effects on your health."

2) I was going to go out and see an indie film with my hipster girlfriend last Friday, but CSI: Miami was on, so I just stayed in and Michaelbayted instead.

Michaelbaytion by stopmotionsunrise November 15, 2009

michaelwanker 

A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.

Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.

Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.

Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.

Me: Wow, that was quick.

michaelwanker by thehonkster June 13, 2009