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Michael George

A huge celebrity, known for his famous dancing videos on youtube. He has an abnormally big atoms apple and a long deck, somewhat like a giraffe. It gets ladies with the snap of his fingers. He is also a Call of Duty master raking up over 123 nukes in MW2. He's also an avid colts fan even though he does'nt know the NFL. He is just a real baller.
Dude did you see that giraffe? No, that was just Michael George.
by jmoneysexual January 20, 2011
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Michael George

Boys with the name of Michael George usually don't like girls with the name Jo. He probably hates her. Michael George is usually pretty decent when it comes to sports like baseball. He can be really stubborn sometimes and drive people (Jo) crazy. He thinks he's daddy but he's really not. Michael usually has dark brown eyes that can scare people sometimes. Michael can also be v mean, but he can be v nice too.
OMG is that Michael George?
No thats not Michael George, that's a pineapple. hehe
by CracBoiz February 6, 2019
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George Michael Ideation

Serious medical condition/mental disorder found in primarily in women that results from an inability to confront strong emotional and physical attraction to men with hot-ass George Michael stubble. Symptoms include listening to George Michael or Wham records on repeat, cutting out George Michael photos and posting them on your fridge, night-table or desktop. Also includes sudden or spontaneous thoughts about George Michael, existential longing to be with George Michael, erotic dreams about George Michael, moistness and occasional feminine discharge.
(3am)Melissa: “Mom, sorry to call so late but I just had another wet dream about George Michael. I'm scared”
Mom: “|That's strange. Your sudden longing for George Michael concerns me. Is there any one in your life with really hot-ass stubble?”
Melissa “Just john from my design class, why does that matter?.”
Mom: “It sounds like you have a bad case of George Michael Ideation induced by his hot-ass stubble. You'd better start banging him immediately before it gets worse”
Melissa: “Thanks mom, I will!”
by jmanuel June 23, 2010
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George Michael Danger Wank

The act of having a wank in a public toilet with the door unlocked and your feet raised from the ground so no-one outside can see the cubicle is occupied.
The lady from the 1st floor got a nasty suprise when she opened the door to Greg having a George Michael Danger Wank!
by OwenFrankland January 23, 2008
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George Michael-ing

The act of walking or driving by a large group of people Blasting George Michael's Careless Whisper.
Guy 1: i just got some subwoofers put into the Bronco

Guy 2: alright lets go George Michael-ing around town
by Gren1109 November 13, 2011
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george michael

Best personality ever on the best sitcom ever, Arrested Development. He has a crush on his cousin (but its OK because she is really hot). He is not to be confused with the Singer-Songwriter guy who keeps getting busted for drugs by the police.
After Michael finds out George Michael was trying to buy pot for Buster:

Michael: Your Uncle Gob seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. Was that you?
George Michael: No. No. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.
Michael: Yeah, that makes sense.
by Fauver December 17, 2006
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george michael

He may be homosexual, he may have been charged with an act of lewdness, but the man's musical talent shoots all of the negativity down in flames.
He is an amazing songwriter and singer, he done such great pieces of music, particularly in his solo career, and he remains one of the most influential figures in Britsh music today.
Great songs include 'As', the duet he did with Mary J. Blige, 'Fast Love', 'Outside' and many more.
by BadLieutenant September 28, 2004
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