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The Michael Effect 

The Michael Effect is when you’re about to have sex with a partner or if it’s a one night stand and the girl asks you to put a condom on and you lose your erection
Person 1 : Oh did you hear about Chris and that girl the other night ??
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened

Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard

The Michael Peroxaan Effect 

making you buy products you never intended to buy initally
This is what I call The Michael Peroxaan Effect™️

the michael brown effect

When a six foot five inch tall hulk of a man in a spitting rage, smashing through the window of a car to assault its occupants is reduced to an underfed, four foot tall teenager .. just being friendly.
Wow, that murdering fruitcake just got the Michael Brown effect. He must have an amazing lawyer!

Michael Jackson effect 

When a neurodivergent person is simply existing and neurotypical people spread rumors about them to explain their behavior or to ruin their reputation. No matter what the neurodivergent person does to clear their name, nobody will believe them because they do not meet the standard of humanity acceptable to the neurotypical population.
insert name here was a victim of the Michael Jackson effect and ttey lost tteir job because of it.

the Michael bay effect 

When movies Have explosions for random reasons and timings
Character eats a cake
*EXPLOSIONS, NUKES, DESTRUCTION,WORLD WAR 3
Character: What!?!?!.......WHY
Michael Bay: IT'S THE MICHAEL BAY EFFECT MOTHA FOCKA

The Michael Jackson effect

Were a person is a good dancer/singer but has multiple other people/animals/things named him/her/them
Kanye West is a musical artist who shares a name with a Botswana electoral district, much a huge

The Michael Jackson effect right group chat?