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Michael Bisping 

An English MMA fighter who currently fights in the UFC. He is an arrogant cocky asshole who talks like he has a 12 inch cock in his mouth and fights like he has one in his ass. After talking much shit to a highly respectable Dan Henderson on the TUF show, Bisping got KTFO by Dan in the finale. Bisping can be summed up in 3 words. Pussy.Bitch.Faggot
Michael Bisping talks so funny because he always has a ginormous Pringles can sized cock spraying buckets full of jizz in his mouth at all times.

Dan Henderson hit Bisping so hard he did the unthinkable. He knocked the cock out of Bispings mouth. This was previously deemed impossible because Michael sucks dick so hard no one thought it was possible to remove the cock from his mouth.

Michael Bisping is a Cum guzzling pussy bitch that couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

Michael Bisping cuts weight by sucking so many cocks so hard that he actually burns 2000 calories per hour.

It is amazing that Michael Bisping has the energy to work out on a semen only diet. But he does ingest about 50,000 calories of jizz daily.

Michael Bisping likes to eat his trainging partners sweaty assholes after practice.
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michael bisping 

A very talented fighter from England who won the TUF3 light heavyweight division. He currently fights in the Ufc.
Talker 1: Yo man, you gonna watch the michael bisping Vs Hamill fight?

Talker 2: oh yaa hamill will get killed.

michael bisping by Joe XD August 21, 2007

Michael Bisping 

Michael Bisping is an English mixed martial artist, Who got the worst decision in the history of the UFC at UFC 75 against Matt Hamill. A fight that Bisping clearly lost. He then went on too fight Rashad Evans at UFC 78 this time no gift decisions came his way and he rightly lost.
Realising he was in a tough weight class he made the wise decision to drop down a weight class to middleweight. Where he has fought three fairly easy fights. The best fighter he has actually beaten is Chris "The Cripple" Leben. Michael Bisping is currently shitting himself as he is now lined up to fight Dan Henderson at UfC 100 if he is lucky enough to survive and gets another gift decision he will then face Anderson Silva for the title. With the obvious exception of Hendo this is surely the easiest path anyone has had for a title shot in UFC history.
That guy just got beat up for 3 rounds, god I bet he is hoping for a Michael Bisping style decision

michael bisping 

The Greatest Light Heavyweight fighter of all time.
Michael Bisping Beat Matt Hamill 10-6 all three rounds, and he's gonna destroy rashad evans to, because he's the best ever!
michael bisping by Aron Hutchison November 5, 2007
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026