The sweetest, most caring girl you'll ever meet although she has an aptitude for trouble. You'll never find a better friend than a Michaele. Michaele is awesome and better than all of us, even you.
by B.L.Thompson December 13, 2013
The one dude that all the girls hate because he is always right and says factual stuff but secretly all the girls like him.
Female: I hate michael because he is so smart.
Michael: Whatchu Say Hoe
{Michael Then Beats Up The Female Because She Is Salty}
Michael: Whatchu Say Hoe
{Michael Then Beats Up The Female Because She Is Salty}
by ImJustDatOneDude November 6, 2017
Michael a.k.a ‘Mingo’ is a bloody legend and saviour to all. If you are bogged in an avalanche, he will tow you out. He is socially anxious around the female race, although he has many female admirers, amen.
by Big Dog John Johnson September 17, 2020
A complicated person genuinely being a bit stupid at times he tries to make others laugh and like him however he hides his real feelings and doesn’t tell anyone about them but having a Michael can be one of your closest friends for life who you can tell anything
by Randomboi69 May 12, 2019
Such a god damn fucking god in the sack. When he enters me it feels like he's going to come out my throat. When his balls slap my asshole I quiver in delight. His hip circles make me creamy. Like creamed corn. He has the stickiest man juice of any man, boy, woman, or child. If Michael were on the Titanic he would have used his massive ballsack to stay afloat. Probably a male porn star in a past life. Sometimes has unibrow. The greatest guy I've met and I love him so much.
"Michael, fuck me hard!"
by crazypaddy's December 9, 2015
Michael is a fantastic amazing guy with an incredible sense of humor! Super kind and sweet once ya get to know him.. Secretly has a super sexual and Kinky side. Will drive you absolutely insane with love. HIS SMILE IS THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD..no matter how many times he denies it!
by Dogs1 <3 September 9, 2018